(Say Anything Festival)
Hello, viewers!
This is the Say Anything Festival.
Hey, son!
You came.
You have a son?
I just called out to any son.
All the guys here are someone's son.
We'll meet our first contestant now.
Hello.
I'm Gang Dongwon...
Why would he call himself Gang Dongwon?
Now that's really saying anything.
But actually, I think that Yoo Minsang
is on a different level from Gang Dongwon.
How so?
Minsang is on a much lower level.
Yes, let's meet the next contestant.
Hello.
I'm a pig.
I'm Gang Dongwon...
Right! He is a pig so the curtain didn't go up.
- Right. / - It goes up if you say just anything.
But you shouldn't call Minsang a pig.
Why not?
The pigs that hear that will be offended.
Let's meet the next contestant.
Mom!
I'll party for you.
I'm going to party today!
Destroying our childhood!
- Amazing! / - Hani wants to get drunk.
That's right.
You rotten girl!
Hani's enemy?
My wife.
Alright.
Let's meet the next contestant.
Oh... Is it Paris?
I was born in 1986.
He wasn't born in 1982! He said 1986!
- Amazing. / - An ID check statement.
I have fast arms.
Really?
That sounded like 1988 but you meant your arms.
Let's meet the next contestant.
I'll do a Korean poem with "Gag Concert."
Please say each word.
"Gag!"
Hello!
He said he'd do a Korean poem
but he said hello when they said gag!
Now that's really saying anything.
- Giyeong. / - Yes?
I'll do a Korean poem with "promise."
- Alright. / - Help me out.
Pro...
Let's meet the next contestant.
Alright.
- You want to see the mole? / - Yes.
He's not going to show a mole on his body, will he?
I got it right!
Amazing!
They fessed up to this one.
- Giyeong, write this down! / - Okay!
- 6, 9, 27! / - 6, 7, 27.
Lottery numbers?
It's the days my wife goes to see her parents.
Now that's a winning ticket.
Let's meet the next contestant.
Mom...
You're my mom's enemy!
Is he a warrior?
Daddy's home!
That's right! Your mom's enemy is your dad.
Amazing!
But my mother still holds my father's hand.
Really?
She likes to twist it.
Let's meet the next contestant.
This is his day!
Groom, please come in!
So much laughter!
- Amazing. / - Just any groom came out.
That's right.
But I plan on paying Yoo Minsang $10,000
in gift money if he gets married.
Really?
He'll never get married anyway.
Yes.
From the Say Anything Festival,
this has been caster cold wave...
And commentator Choi Bulam's "Paah!"
Hello!
(Group Assignment)
We have a group assignment.
But they're not here again.
- Geez... / - Hello, Yunseung.
- Oh, you're a freshman. / - Yes.
Alright then.
Sora.
- You should say hello to your... / - Hello.
Can you be a bit more bright?
Hello.
Stop it. Stop it!
Geez...
Hey, freshman.
Yes, Yunseung.
There should be some files in my locker.
Can you go get them?
My locker code is 4885.
Yes. 4887?
No.
4885.
- Hurry back. / - Yes, alright.
- Yunseung. / - Yeah.
I remember up to 60.
What are you talking about?
There's no 6 or 0.
It's 4885.
4885.
- Is that too hard? / - No.
- Hurry back. / - Yes.
Geez...
What's taking these guys so long?
Man, the indoor pool here is nice.
Hello, Yunseung.
Hey.
Where were you? We have a group assignment.
I met my fiance's parents.
Dressed like that?
My fiance's mom likes to keep things casual.
What's that on your head?
It's a bouquet for my fiance's mom.
Hey, sit down.
- Yunseung. / - Yeah.
0000 didn't work.
There is no 0!
No 0 in the passcode!
Four zeroes?
Here. I'll write it down.
4885.
- Hurry back. / - Yes.
Wow, I'm always doing all the work.
When are the others getting here?
Hey.
What are your plans for tomorrow?
- I need to find a new part-time job. / - Hey!
Do you take me for a fool?
Hey!
Do you take him for a fool?
- You were late too. / - Yunseung.
Hold still.
Hey!
Do you take him for a fool?
It's not like that...
Just stay out of this!
Hey! You'd better act right in front of him!
Alright?
What the...
Yunseung, why are you down here?
Stand up.
It just happened...
Your clothes got all dirty.
Let me wipe this off.
- Look at this mess. / - But...
There. Nice and clean.
You look nice. Gosh...
This is nice and clean?
You look good.
You're the biggest problem here.
We can't work like this, guys.
We'll only get chewed out.
- Yunseung! / - Yeah.
I made a presentation.
- You made one? / - Yes.
You're the best, Huiryeong.
Let's all watch.
I'll start group 6's presentation on...
- Traditional Korean games. / - Why's it so blurry?
- Yes? / - Make it bolder.
Sure.
- Among traditional Korean games... / - What is that?
What is that?
Why is he standing there so boldly?
I don't like Bonobono!
Don't get sulky.
Get rid of Bonobono.
Alright.
No, no!
Just let him live!
Alright, fine!
Just get Bonobono out of there!
Alright.
The first traditional Korean game is yut.
The yut scores are
do, gae, geol, yut
and Bo.
What? Hey!
It's not Bo. It's mo!
Stop showing Bonobono!
Alright.
In yut, you can catch your opponent...
Not him again!
Or carry your own teammates.
Stop showing Bonobono!
Now there are two of them!
No more Bonobono!
Alright.
Next is the Korean seesaw.
For Korean seesaw, people stand on each end...
- And jump. / - Hey...
Hey!
Something just flashed by.
Pardon?
Show me the one on the right again.
Okay.
Him. Him!
Why is Bonobono playing Korean seesaw?
Then should I have him hold the seesaw?
No! No!
Get rid of Bonobono!
Alright.
Next is the pile driving game.
The outcome of the pile driving game
is determined by rock, scissors, Bonobono.
- Hey... / - That's when...
- Yes? / - Rock, paper, Bonobono?
And why is that one showing a seashell?
Who is that?
Why is Bonobono there?
No more Bonobono!
Alright.
Next is ssireum.
In ssireum, two people try to trip each other...
- In a sand ring... / - Stop it!
Stop it now!
Stop this!
Why is he wearing Bonobono pants?
Then should I get rid of the pants?
No! No!
Hello?
A blind date? Alright.
Yunseung, I have to go see my fiance's mother.
Don't go!
- Don't be ridiculous! / - Yunseung!
The passcode didn't work so I brought your locker.
It's 4885! 4885!
I hate group assignments!
(The Set-up)
Oh! Hey, Seunghwan.
I'm a busy man. What is this about?
Seunghwan, my girlfriend is bringing
a close friend to her birthday party.
You two should meet each other.
I don't want to hurt women anymore!
She's pretty.
I'll hurt another one.
Have a seat.
Hyeseon, come on!
Hyeseon!
Come on.
A really great guy is supposed to show up today.
Seunghye.
I need a break from men.
Seunghye.
He looks like Park Bogum.
I'll take a break next time!
- Hi, honey. / - Hey, honey.
Seunghwan, say hello.
- Hello. / - Hello.
- Good-bye. / - Good-bye.
What is it?
You said a close friend.
She looks more like a close uncle.
Hey.
You said he looks like Park Bogum.
He looks more like chewed up gum.
- No! / - It's not like that.
- Just sit down. / - Sit.
- You two should talk a bit. / - Yeah.
How much is your annual income?
5 cents.
What's your favorite food?
Rocks.
What type of girl do you like?
Kim Heungkook.
What's your hobby?
Taking dumps.
Hyeseon!
Why are you acting like this?
Chewed up gum makes 5 cents a year.
Give him 10 cents. That's 2 years pay.
Seunghwan, why are you being like this?
She enjoys taking dumps.
She said that to a guy she just met!
Alright, Seunghwan...
- Alright, alright... / - She enjoys taking dumps!
Just sit down.
Should we order some alcohol?
- Sounds good! / - What do you want?
I want beer.
I'll have soju.
What about you two?
Tequila with no salt and just lemon...
You like lemon with your tequila, Miss Pooper?
Most people have it with salt
but I really like lemon.
You're like a drain.
You're like a sewer.
To your eyes...
- Cheers. / - Cheers.
You two are perfect together!
Actually, I become a dog when I drink.
Wow!
Uncle turned into Gollum.
- Hyeseon! / - Come on, Seunghwan!
- Just sit for a little bit. / - Please, Seunghwan.
- It's Seunghye's birthday. / - Yeah.
Happy birthday, honey.
Thanks!
Should we take a trip for your birthday?
That sounds great!
Where should we go?
How about Paris?
Or how about Rome?
- Madagascar. / - Madagascar.
Have you been to Madagascar, Miss Pooper?
Of course!
I especially loved this place!
I've always wanted to go here.
If you're free, would you like to go together?
You two are perfect together!
I'm actually going to the army.
Salute!
- Hyeseon! / - Alright, Seunghwan!
- Alright. Just sit down. / - Gosh, just sit.
Honey, I guess we're being tactless.
- Right? / - Yeah.
Seunghwan, we're going to step out for a bit.
- You two talk a bit. / - Hey, where are you going?
- Hey! / - Such an irresponsible girl!
- Excuse me... / - Excuse me...
- Go ahead... / - Go ahead...
- Then I'll go... / - Then I'll go...
I'll talk first!
I actually have somewhere to go today.
I have somewhere to go too.
To take Latin dance lessons.
So you like Latin dancing, Miss Pooper?
I love it!
I heard it was good for preventing arthritis
which is why I started.
Gosh, it fixed my frozen shoulder.
You're like a drain.
You're like a sewer.
Shall we dance?
Okay!
- 1, 2, cha, cha, cha. / - 1, 2, cha, cha, cha.
Cha, cha, cha! Cha, cha, cha!
- Cha, cha, cha! Cha, cha, cha! / - Hyeseon!
Cha, cha, cha!
Gosh...
(Rankings Outside the Rankings)
Hello, viewers.
It's time to talk about rankings outside the rankings.
I'm not even in the ranking for male celebrities
that would make your heart race with one look.
I'm the man nobody wants to look at, Yang Seonil.
People.
What do you say when your significant other
wants to borrow money?
That's why we looked into it.
Top 3 comments said when your significant other
asks to borrow money.
3rd!
Let's break up.
2nd!
Is this why you're dating me?
1st!
I told you not to invest in Bitcoin!
If you couldn't break up with someone because
you were afraid you'd never get your money back
should relate to this.
Unfortunately, these didn't make the top 3.
Comment said when your significant other
asks to borrow money. 65th!
Honey.
Can I borrow some money?
Did you beat someone up again?
126th!
Honey, can I borrow some money?
Alright.
But...
The interest is 10% a year,
you need to put up collateral
and pay the entire sum at the set date.
Got it?
Yeah.
213rd!
Honey, can I borrow $50?
Here.
Thanks!
Gosh, I'm such a swell guy.
You sure met a great boyfriend!
370th!
Honey, can I borrow some money?
- Honey. / - Yeah?
You have to win this time.
455th!
Honey, can I borrow some money?
This is only our first day as a couple.
580th!
Honey, can I borrow some money?
Just $2,000.
$2,000? What do you need all that for?
For cosmetic surgery.
That's not enough.
Here's $20,000. Let me get my housing deposit.
These aren't the only rankings outside the rankings.
Guys, some of you have younger sisters.
What do you say when you run into
your younger sister at the club?
That's why we looked into it.
Top 3 comments a guy says when he runs into
his little sister at the club.
3rd!
Why would you show up here?
2nd!
Why are you dancing?
1st!
Why are you pole dancing?
If you think the only club
for your sister is the fitness club,
you should relate to these.
Unfortunately, these didn't make the top 3.
What a guy says when he runs into
his little sister at the club. 56th!
Taehun!
There used to be pretty girls in Gangnam.
120th!
Come here.
Soyeong!
Taehun! I'll never go clubbing again!
Did you eat the dumplings in the fridge?
262nd!
Excuse me, would you like a drink...
Excuse me, how about a drink..
Excuse me, would you like a drink?
337th!
- Soyeong! / - Taehun!
I got you now! I'm telling mom.
Taehun, here's $50.
Enjoy your time here, miss.
408th!
Taehun?
Have we met before?
Let's get a drink.
Geez!
573rd!
Taehun! I'll never go clubbing again!
Soyeong!
- I'm sorry... / - I told you if I caught you clubbing...
I'd shave your head!
Now I'm going to...
(Child Romance)
Suji, let's ride the pirate ship.
I'll be there after I use the bathroom.
Go ahead.
- Hurry and join us. / - Alright.
Suji!
Hi.
Mungyu.
How did you follow me all the way here?
We broke up.
I'm a grade schooler
and you're in kindergarten.
So go to your dad.
Suji!
I came here alone!
I'm an adult now too.
You really came to the amusement park alone?
Sure!
Wow.
This is the center for lost children.
Sim Mungyu, your father is looking for you.
Please come to the center for lost children.
Hey...
You're like the boy who cried wolf!
Suji...
We need to talk.
Make it fast.
My feet hurt from the insoles I'm wearing
so that I can be tall enough to ride the rollercoaster.
You've never even been on a rollercoaster.
Rollercoaster?
What subway line is that?
I guess you don't know since you're a PTFR.
PTFR?
A public transit free rider.
Try to accept reality.
I'm in grade school now.
Later.
Wait, Suji!
The last time we were here,
we saw Ddosun and had a great time!
Ddosun? That was ancient history!
- You're unbelievable... / - Suji!
Look! It's Ddosun!
Come here, Mungyu.
I'll tell you the real deal.
This is not Ddosun.
This is a man.
I bet you're hot, mister.
Thanks, kid.
Sure. Bye-bye.
Ddosun was a man...
Impossible...
- Suji! / - You're such a baby.
Sangeun!
You have an axe in your head!
Emergency!
- Emergency! / - Mungyu!
This isn't an axe. It's just a hairband.
This is why you're in kindergarten
and we're in grade school.
Suji, should we ride the pirate ship together?
Alright!
- Let's go. / - Hold it!
I brought a gift for Suji.
What's the gift?
Ta-da! I won this!
Wow, what a cute teddy bear.
Is that it?
Suji!
Ta-da!
Sangeun!
Such a big teddy bear!
Yeah. It was really tiring to carry this.
I'm sorry, teddy bear.
When you fell down the stairs, it wasn't an accident.
You were too heavy so I kicked you down.
You're a teddy bear
and Suji is a fool for not knowing how I feel.
Sangeun...
You're so cool!
You're so pretty, Suji!
See that? Suji's mine.
- Let's go, Suji. / - Yeah.
Don't treat me like a preschool child!
Suji.
Let's go ride the scary bumper cars!
Suji, let's ride the pirate ship. It's scarier!
Let's ride the drop tower!
Let's ride the rollercoaster!
Those aren't scary at all.
Let's go to the haunted house together!
Who wants to join me?
That's the entrance to the haunted house.
They're like dumb and dumber!
(The Participation Show)
Hello, I'm Song Yeonggil the comedian.
We'll be picking one of you in the audience
and make you into the female lead of a drama.
Raise your hand if you want to be a drama lead.
And you're single! Raise your hand!
The girl in the black sweatshirt.
Please step up.
Hi, my name is Reobeu.
My surname is Geul.
Geul Reobeu!
I go to Gag boxing gym
and my dream is to become a boxer.
Oh, it looks like the senior boxers are coming.
1, 2, 1, 2...
Let's stretch.
1, 2, 3, 4.
- Hi, Reobeu. / - Hi, Reobeu.
1, 2, 3, 4.
Why aren't you training?
What are you all doing?
Hey, if you become champion,
the girls will line up for you.
I'm not really interested in that stuff though...
What are you doing?
- Run some laps, fool. / - Yes, sir!
And you go out and buy lunch.
Why are you trying to run? Just stay still.
We have something to do together
so just stand here.
Do only what you're told.
You said you wanted to debut as a pro next year.
Let me test your punches then.
Go ahead and punch.
Just relax.
Stop messing around. Use all your strength. It's fine.
Not bad, but still not good enough.
You'll have to train like I used to.
Just do 100 a day
and you'll be throwing amazing punches soon.
Do what I do.
What are you doing? Lift yours.
Hey, hey.
You can't even lift it...
Just don't.
If you're going to be like this,
you should just quit boxing.
You should just...
Date me instead.
Let's try again.
Punch.
It looks like today's our first day as a couple.
Coach, where are you going?
- I don't know! / - What the...
- I'm sweaty. / - I should use the towel on my neck...
To wipe off his sweat.
I'm really sweaty.
I should use the towel on my neck
to wipe off his sweat.
I'm very sweaty.
There you go.
Oh... Why is my heart pounding?
I guess I should exercise.
This won't do.
Maybe I'll sit on Geunji's back.
Oh, no!
I didn't mean to do that!
Reobeu.
I like this fragrant side of you.
Will you be my skunk?
Reobeu, I bought our lunches...
Did you guys eat fast fermented bean paste?
Geunji...
What do you think you're doing?
Reobeu is my girl!
She's my skunk!
Fine.
Let's throw down.
Yeah, let's do it.
I've been waiting for this.
Bring it on!
You punk!
I won. I won!
But my hand...
Reobeu, I'm sorry but
can you unwrap this bandage?
Here.
I was going to give it to you
once I became a champion.
Reobeu...
Will you be my champion?
Hey, I heard you two fought...
What are you doing?
What is this?
You're trying to get a girl with a candy ring?
Listen up.
Reobeu is my girl.
- She's mine. / - She's mine.
She's mine!
- You punks... / - Fine then.
Let's throw down like men.
Yeah, let's do this.
Round 2.
Move it!
What the...
Round 2.
What is the meaning of this?
Why'd you hit me?
I came out to give her this!
Come this way.
You'll pick with this.
Bring it down really hard
when you hit them.
I think that's going to hurt.
Is it time for me to choose now?
I'll pick last place first.
1, 2, 3.
I can't do this!
What the...
- He's dead! / - Next is 2nd.
1, 2, 3.
Reobeu!
(Momentary Home Shopping)
Hello.
This is Momentary Home Shopping with Lee Munjae
and we'll start now.
The product I'd like to show you today
is a leather jacket.
We'll bring in Designer Yoo Minsang
and talk with you all.
Minsang.
- Hello. / - Hello.
Hello.
- I'm the designer, Yoo Minsang. / - Nice to meet you.
- Hello. / - Good to be here.
Don't be surprised, people.
Our product
is made up of 100% natural cow hide.
That's right.
Take a look.
This cow was slaughtered to make that leather.
Hold on. Such sad eyes...
Her name was Big Eyes.
Why would you bring this up? It's so sad.
Please don't misunderstand. I'm an animal lover.
- That's why it's surprising! / - Yes...
Don't you all want one?
Please call now.
The number is 02-9189-9406...
1 plus tangent squared x is sequence squared x.
Isn't that the trigonometric function?
I love you, customer.
Operators are available from 9 a.m. to 6 p.m.
Yes, you'd like to place an order?
It is 6 o'clock.
Hey!
Take the order!
What's with that guy?
We'll cut to a quick commercial break.
My dad protects the world!
He gets rid of bad air
and makes the air clean!
What does your dad do?
He makes boilers.
Yoo Minsang's leather jacket.
How was that related?
That was completely irrelevant!
That's right.
And Yoo Minsang's leather jacket
is available in various colors and sizes.
Take a look.
We have black, coal and ink.
And as you can see...
We have large, L and big.
All 6 are the same jacket!
And that's not all, people.
Our product is worn by
one of the hottest celebrities right now.
Gosh! Who is it?
Take a look.
Oh, dear...
It looks great on him, doesn't it?
He is very hot these days...
But...
You're that happy?
Well... What do you mean?
You can have this then.
No, that's not what I meant.
Take it.
What do I do with this now?
That's right.
And for our product,
the color will never fade even if it gets wet.
So now, I'll put our product in water.
Yes.
Even if you put it in water...
- There's no problem. / - The color won't fade.
Right.
Take a look.
The color didn't fade at all.
But everything else changed.
Now we'd like to show you all
how our product fits on our model.
Great.
So...
Hold on!
Why is he the model?
The back is torn open!
You tore the back!
That's right, our product is very functional.
It's even tough against fire.
Yes, because it's cow hide.
It won't go bad.
I smell meat!
Hey!
What are you doing?
It's beef jerky!
It is not beef jerky!
Hey!
Let's cut to a commercial break.
♪ Black bean instant noodles ♪
On Sunday, I'm the chef!
Yoo Minsang's leather jacket.
That was irrelevant!
That was...
Why are you laughing?
Don't you all want one, people?
Please call now.
This has been Yoo Minsang's pork wraps.
What are you talking about?
It's the best!
(Pigeon Magic Troupe 1)
He is here.
They're here to make up for their dark pasts.
Introducing Mr. Gwon of the Pigeon Magic Troupe!
Hello, everyone.
I'm magician Gwon Jaegwan of
the Pigeon Magic Troupe.
Before I show you my big magic trick,
I'll start off with a simple coin trick.
See this dime?
I will make this dime
into a dollar bill.
I'll put it in my pocket.
Abracadabra.
Take out what's in your pocket.
I have a dollar bill here.
I'll turn this dollar bill
into a $10 bill.
I fold once and fold twice.
Then it goes into my pocket.
Now I'll approach an audience member.
Hey, you.
Stand up for a bit.
This one dollar bill...
Will turn into a $10 bill.
Abracadabra.
I don't have it.
Abracadabra.
I don't have a $10 bill.
Abracadabra!
I do have a $50 bill...
The one dollar bill
changed into a $50 bill.
- Applause! / - Applause!
Now I'll show you our big trick.
This next trick is hypnosis.
Who wants to come up here and participate?
Please raise your hand.
- Me! Me! Me! / - Me.
You'd better put your hand down, punk!
Over there, put your hand down.
Alright, come on up.
This is someone I've never met before.
Did you get home safe last night, boss?
This is our first time meeting.
Oh, right. Nice to meet you, boss!
Alright.
Have a seat.
Have a seat please.
I'll hypnotize you now.
Hypnotized.
You're asleep.
In front of you is an apple.
A red apple.
You're going eat this apple and enjoy it.
Here we go. Hypnosis.
Eat it.
Want some grapes?
- Applause! / - Applause!
(We Need to Talk 1987)
Let's eat.
What's going on here?
Why is nobody home?
Dad!
Dad, were you eating by yourself?
Boy!
Come home on time to eat
when it's time for dinner, boy!
Look at the time!
I'm sorry, sir.
Goodness!
You're here too, Bongseon!
Bongseon, you're just fine. Don't worry.
Sir.
I heard tomato juice is good for you
so I made some just for you.
How nice! Alright!
This is good for you!
Tomato juice!
Bongseon, you're the only one who looks after me.
How strange.
Other dads are usually really awkward with
their son's girlfriend.
Boy!
You brat...
You can't compare my relationship with her
with other people!
Bongseon and I
are closer than family. Alright?
Bongseon, even if you marry Daehui later,
you're not my daughter-in-law.
You're just my daughter!
Thank you, sir.
Sure, sure.
Daehui, I like Bongseon a lot more than I like you.
I also like you a lot more than I like Daehui, sir.
- Bongseon. / - Yes?
Come on. What's with "sir?"
Just call me dad.
Dad.
How nice!
Dad.
- Ah. / - Oh, thank you.
That's delicious!
Oh, right.
I have to return a book to the library by today!
I forgot.
Come on, boy!
Get your head on straight!
He's out of his mind.
Then...
Are you two fine eating by yourselves?
What is it?
Is it awkward for you two without me around?
No.
Not at all.
The two of us can have
a nice dinner together.
We're very close. Right?
Yes.
This is great!
Yes, sir...
I'll be right back.
Let's eat.
- Sir... / - Bongseon...
You go first.
You go ahead, sir.
No.
You go first.
You go ahead, sir.
- Sir... / - Bongseon...
Yeah, so anyway...
I was going to bring this up earlier.
Your necklace.
Gosh...
Did Daehui buy you that?
It looks like a cheap and lame design.
You call that a necklace?
Geez...
I'll buy you a nice one
so just throw that in the trash right now.
My grandmother left this behind for me.
Let's eat.
Sir...
I think you really look young for your age.
Oh, stop it.
I'm all wrinkly.
No!
You have a lot of hair
so you look really young.
I wear a wig.
Let's eat.
Daehui.
Is Daehui home?
- Sejin! / - Sejin!
Sejin!
I'm so happy to see you, Sejin!
Sejin! So great to see you!
You sit here. Go on. Come on.
Yeah, it's so good that you came.
Goodness!
Sejin! Boy, how long has it been?
I was here yesterday.
Wow! You're back after a day?
You came right back.
You should just live here!
Eat up. Go ahead.
Dig in.
- Eat. / - I already ate.
- Eat again! Eat again! / - Okay...
- Eat again! / - Yes...
- Eat again... / - Alright, I'll eat.
So where's Daehui?
He went to the library.
Oh, the library?
I should get to the library too.
- Sejin! / - Sejin!
- How could you leave? / - Sejin!
Oh, no!
- Why'd he leave? / - He should eat with us!
Let's eat together!
Please join us!
Aren't you hungry?
Let's eat together!
Join us for dinner!
- Please! / - Join us!
Eat with us! Eat with us!
(Pigeon Magic Troupe 2)
He's back again.
The Pigeon Magic Troupe brings you hope and dreams.
It's Mr. Gwon!
Hello, everyone.
I'm magician Gwon Jaegwan
of the Pigeon Magic Troupe.
Before I show you my big trick...
I'll show you a simple mind trick.
I'll show you right now.
Audience member up front.
Can you please stand up?
Yes.
Here.
I have some animal photos.
Among these animals,
pick the one you like most.
Make sure I don't see it.
Just show the audience.
- Put it back here. / - Yes.
I'm not looking.
The animal...
You chose...
Is...
The rabbit.
No. I didn't pick the rabbit.
The animal...
You chose...
Is the rabbit.
No...
I picked the tiger.
You all saw the tiger I picked.
Tiger? Like this one?
This? This?
I picked the rabbit.
- Applause! / - Applause!
(YOLO Inn)
Oh, my back...
My back hurts so much.
Oh, Okbun.
Why do you keep wiping that
when your back hurts?
I just need to do a little more.
Come here.
Look at these wrinkles on your hand.
Let's just stop running this inn.
I can't watch you work like this.
Dear, that's very sweet...
- But I'm fine. / - No, no.
We're shutting down the inn starting today.
Let's just live together and stop doing this.
Dear, what's wrong?
I want to stop doing this.
Sir.
Do you have a room available?
Welcome!
We have plenty of rooms!
Is this YOLO Inn?
No, I'm all alone here.
This place is a bit of a mess.
- Let's go somewhere else. / - Alright.
Wait!
I can throw out the trash.
It'll look nice and clean once I throw out the trash.
Wasn't there an old lady here?
There's no old lady!
It must've been a ghost.
A ghost?
That's so scary! Let's run away!
- Dear. / - Where did you go?
Oh, a ghost!
Do you want a beating from a ghost?
- A beating from a ghost? / - Come here.
Go to the afterlife!
- Oh, I'm sorry. / - Just die!
I'm sorry!
You must be crazy, you old fart.
Grandpa!
Grandpa! Grandpa!
Why are you so upset?
I want to play more
but my mom says to come home soon.
I want to play more too
but my mom keeps telling me to come to her soon.
I don't want to hear my mom's nagging.
I don't want to hear people sobbing and wailing.
Grandpa, don't be like that.
I'll sing a trot song for you.
That sounds great!
1, 2, 3, 4.
♪ You'll be gone by tomorrow ♪
♪ You'll leave me behind ♪
I'm not going anywhere. Don't sing songs like that!
- Grandpa, I'll sing you a song. / - Alright.
♪ Become dust ♪
♪ And fly away ♪
Why would I become dust?
You kids are being mean! What's with these songs?
- Dear, I'll sing you a song. / - Alright.
♪ Why would you leave me behind? ♪
See?
Even the old lady is prepared for the worst!
- You brats! / - Run for it!
They went too far.
- Dear, dear. / - Those brats...
Don't be angry, dear.
Dear, I bought apples from the market. Your favorite.
Apples?
Here.
This apple looks delicious.
Enjoy.
Gosh, maybe I need a bath today.
I have so much dead skin.
Hold on. I can't peel this apple.
The peel...
I'll peel the apple.
Bring it here.
Wow, that works great.
Here. Doesn't it look good?
I got rid of the peel.
It's covered in dead skin.
Just try it.
I can't eat this.
- This is too much. / - Hurry and try it.
There you go.
How is it?
Delicious.
Right?
Dear, you like bread, right?
I do?
That's why I got some bread
with homemade jam from next door.
That sure looks good.
- Put some on the bread. / - Alright.
- I was hungry anyway. / - Why does my back itch?
Oh, that feels good.
Dear, this spoon is too short.
This...
It's too short? Bring it here.
Why? Why?
I'll scoop it out for you.
Oh, my back still itches.
Wow... This is so disgusting.
This is homemade jam.
So it should be chunky.
With pieces of your back?
Pieces of my back? Nonsense.
This is too disgusting to eat!
Eat it.
I ate your apple.
That's different.
I'd rather eat the apple.
My feet aren't dirty.
Hello!
- Hello, sir. / - Welcome!
We're here again to stay a night.
Oh, really?
Hey! An apple!
How did you see it? It was right here.
It's been peeled too!
Yummy!
It's good?
Honey! It's your favorite!
Bread with jam!
Honey, what do you like better? Me or bread?
Bread!
You're so mean.
- Thank you! / - Thank you.
- Alright, enjoy. / - Thank you.
Gosh...
My goat!
Don't eat toilet paper!
What are you two doing?
Sir.
Come watch our feats of strength at the village square.
- Feats of strength? / - Yes.
He can pull someone with his teeth. It's a lot of fun.
- You can pull someone with your teeth? / - Yes.
Seunghye.
I think you got something on your clothes.
Really?
It's a big stain.
I think you should get changed.
Oh, you're right.
But I didn't bring a change of clothes. What now?
Then want to wear my clothes?
- Come on! / - Dear, what are you doing?
I'll work towards world peace.
What are you all doing?
(Countryside Love)
Boy... This is tiring.
So tiring..
Hey, where were you?
Your TV wasn't working
so I stood outside holding the antenna.
With a friend like you,
I don't have to get married.
I won't get married either.
Hello.
That girl from Seoul...
- She's so pretty. / - She's so pretty.
You...
What's your deal?
You...
You think a hick like you can be with a Seoul girl?
Why can we be together?
You don't even know the abbreviations
young people use.
I know all the abbreviations. Why wouldn't I?
- You know? / - I know!
What's F4F?
Do you know F4F?
You don't, do you?
You don't know.
I know F4F!
What is it? Tell me if you know!
What's F4F?
Delicious seafood stir-fry.
So you know.
I told you so!
If you want to eat it, don't ogle her.
You'd better not play dirty.
Huh?
I left my pen at home.
Out of my way.
You need a pen? You need a pen?
Use it as a brush.
What the...
You cheater...
You're trying to get a girl with a brush?
I'll make it so you have no teeth to brush.
Get off me! Looks like a brush will get me married.
Brush, brush, brush, brush!
What's the use of having only a brush?
She needs ink.
Where is there ink now?
Use this to write.
You ogler!
You're trying to get a girl with ink?
- Ink. / - Oh, please!
- I'm getting married! / - I'm getting married!
- Let's go! / - Let's go!
Guys!
Why are you both shouting?
- You! / - What's your deal?
Do you want to take part in this war too?
Things are going to get really ugly.
What are you talking about?
I'm not interested!
You guys getting married first...
This is...
- The way of life! / - That's right.
- So you know. / - We know.
Hey!
Why is that girl out here again?
- No... / - This won't do.
Stand aside.
Look here!
I think you're younger than I am.
Do you take me for a fool?
Oh, geez...
Am I your friend? Well am I?
Starting today, you're my girlfriend!
- Get over here. / - Move it.
Get all this confetti out of here.
Friend? Friend?
♪ My friend, time sure has passed ♪
♪ We're both getting old together ♪
What are you doing, fool?
- What was that? / - What is this?
I'm drooling. I'm drooling!
I smell something delicious...
I got some soup on me.
- Lucky me. / - What the...
- Why would you eat that? / - You're eating a shirt!
- I can eat what I want! / - Hi, Minji.
You're coming today?
Alright.
Is there a nice bar around here anywhere?
There's a tent bar downtown.
I have a tab there. Let's go.
No! The mart nearby makes the best grilled squid.
- That place is the best. / - Guys!
Don't you guys have any pride?
So what if this girl is looking for a nice bar?
- Why does it matter to you two? / - Right...
And you.
Why would you look for a nice bar here?
Geez!
(Bartender Seo Dongwon)
Oh... I feel drunk...
On you.
Excuse me.
I'd like something different.
Your lips.
You win.
(Myeonghun, Myeonghun, Myeonghun)
Myeonghun.
- Myeonghun. / - Myeonghun.
Yeah.
We're friends, right?
- Right? / - Right?
Nope.
Myeonghun, do you want to get in trouble?
- Why are you crying? / - Why are you crying?
He keeps trying to lock me down!
- You animal! / - You animal!
You animal!
I tried to test him
so I said, "Hello" and acted
seductive in front of his friends. He got jealous.
He angrily grabbed me and guess what he said.
- Let's get out of here. / - Let's get out of here.
Get out and drop dead.
You really got skinnier.
But you still aren't pretty.
For real.
Guys, congratulate me.
I did a bikini photo shoot with
Ha Jungwoo in Thailand.
It was such a shame to go back to my room
after the shoot...
So I said, "I want to play in the water! The water!"
I acted cute like that.
Do you know what Ha Jungwoo said to me?
Let's play in the water, baby.
Go away, monkfish!
Oh, right. Nami, I heard you passed
your comedian audition by just standing there.
How could that happen?
You're the heaviest among female comedians.
I finally did it.
You got to 110kg?
No. Becoming a college student.
I was in the school library
wearing glasses and reading a book.
Do you know what the guys around me
whispered about me?
Wow, she's the sexy icon of our school.
Wow, she's the innocent icon of our school.
Wow, it's Defconn of "2 Days and 1 Night."
I guess you really do look alike. They all laughed.
You aren't pretty.
It's winter and all
but it's so cold.
Maybe because I'm still single.
Myeonghun, you should just date me.
- Date me. / - Date me.
Save me.
Maybe I should just seduce Myeonghun.
- Should I seduce you? / - Should I seduce you?
Want me to hit you?
(Bongsunga School)
Hello!
I'm the teacher of Bongsunga School, Kim Daehui.
Let's get started with Bongsunga School!
Who's that?
What the...
Hello.
Who are you?
Hello. I speak my mind.
I'm Park Eojun of "I'm a Hagfish."
Park Eojun?
So what brings you here?
Let's all speak our minds.
Many people leave their trash behind
at the movie theater
when they get popcorn and a soda.
That's true.
I should speak my mind to those people.
Let's boldly tell them!
Tell them what?
Can I eat the rest of that popcorn?
No? Then I'll just eat what you spilled.
What are you doing?
I didn't think they'd react like this.
This is based on a comic on current events.
He spoke his mind.
Comedy is really hard.
- You speak your mind. / - Teacher.
Please tell me now if you have something to say.
- Go sit down! / - Thank you!
He needs to change his character again.
What character will you be next episode?
I can't wait to see.
I'm moving to a different country next episode.
Now it's time for our bodies to become healthy.
Hello, everyone.
We will keep you all healthy.
We're the hut yoga team.
Not hot yoga. We're the hut yoga team.
If you just give us a minute,
you can have a healthy figure like us.
This is the first move.
This is a great move for students
that are still growing.
First, raise your arm to the sky.
- Then your leg. / - Raise, raise.
One more time. Extend the arms.
- Then your leg. / - Raise, raise.
Let's put it all together now.
5, 6, 7, 8.
- This is the hut body. / - Hut line.
But that was...
How is that yoga?
I'll show you the second move now.
The second move is good for
housewives that have to do
a lot of housework.
- First, stretch your sides. / - Extend.
- The other way. / - Extend.
- Breathe and once again. / - Extend.
- One last time. / - Extend.
Let's put it all together now.
5, 6, 7, 8.
- This is the hut body. / - Hut line.
Go sit down.
Everyone, I hope you all have a good night!
Next is Wu Eongjae!
- ♪ I'm back, back, back, back again ♪ / - Alright.
- Teacher. / - Yeah.
I drink burdock tea instead of barley tea.
I'm Wu Eongjae.
What is he always pointing at?
- Teacher. / - Yeah?
- There are those times. / - What times?
- There are those times. / - What do you mean?
♪ There are those times ♪
♪ When your mom seems satisfied at ♪
♪ A short haircut she got at the salon ♪
♪ But then my mom asked my dad ♪
♪ Who she looks like ♪
♪ And she's excited about his response ♪
♪ My dad saw my mom's hair and said ♪
♪ You look like your father, dear ♪
♪ My mom heard that and said ♪
♪ I'll kill you, boy ♪
♪ What my dad needs is two bags ♪
♪ Of money to cross the Styx ♪
I wonder how these two are doing.
Hello.
I enjoy watching you two on
"Same Bed, Different Dreams."
Hello, I'm Songvely.
I love Korea and I love marriage.
Hello. I'm the goddess of China.
I'm Chunami.
- Chunam? / - Chunami.
How do you two spend your time alone?
We play a fun game.
Catch me if you can.
Chunam, catch me if you can!
Got you!
It's my turn now, Songvely.
Catch me if you can.
Stop chasing me!
Stop chasing me! Stop chasing me!
You caught me! You're so fast!
Songvely, I'll give you a present.
Dang it...
Kissing me wasn't in the script.
You must be crazy!
If we both die,
I really wish you'd die first. I love you.
I love you.
- We'll go sit down. / - Alright.
Next is Twisty!
I'm Twisty!
I know. Say hello since you're up here.
Not if you tell me to!
Then don't, fool!
I will since you told me not to.
Hello, everyone!
I always do the opposite!
Why did you get so twisted?
That's why the others won't hang out with you.
- They won't hang out with me. / - It's true.
That's why I brought this to have fun with them!
What do you need that tape for?
I'll use this to yank out their leg hairs!
Even picturing it sounds painful.
Don't do it! And don't do it on yourself.
- Don't do it on myself? / - Yeah.
Then I'll do it to myself!
Yeah, just do it on your leg hairs.
Do not do it on your sideburn right here.
- Don't do my sideburn? / - Yeah.
Then I'll do my sideburn!
Yeah, don't make it look real by taking your wig off
and putting it on your actual sideburn.
Don't take off my wig and do it on my real sideburn?
Then I'll take off my wig...
And do it on my real hair...
I'll put it on my real sideburn!
No, no.
Don't.
I'll do it on my own sideburn!
Tear it off slowly.
Don't yank it off fast!
- Don't yank it off fast? / - Yeah, it hurts.
Then I'll yank it off fast!
Look at this! Look at this!
Look at this!
Alright, you did it for real. Alright.
Alright. All your other parts are fine...
But do not do it on your left arm pit!
Your left arm pit.
You're in big trouble if you do that!
Why do you seem so pleased?
- Don't do my left arm pit? / - Don't do it!
Then I'll do my left arm pit!
I'll do it on my left arm pit...
Get it from here...
- Right here... / - I'll do it on my own.
I'll do it on my left arm pit...
Don't press down so hard...
It doesn't look nice.
That's too...
I'll do it on my left arm pit!
Please! Please tear it off slowly!
Don't yank it off!
You must never yank it off!
Then I'll yank it off!
This is like waxing.
- Alright, you did it! / - I did it...
But you must never... You...
- You... / - Quiet.
Why are you so excited today?
You'd better not try to be funny
by putting tape all over your body
and asking the others to pull them off all at once.
If you do, you're in big trouble.
Don't do it.
I won't stand for that.
Don't ask the others for help?
Then I'll ask them for help!
- Help me! / - Alright!
Wow...
This isn't right!
Why did I come up with this character?
Lift your head up.
You asked for help.
Why do you keep hitting my head?
Oh, no!
Hurry and do it.
1, 2...
3!
I don't know where to rub first!
Teacher... But...
It hurts everywhere
but this area feels weird.
What are you saying?
Go sit down now.
- Goody-bye. / - What the...
Now you're all obedient.
Good work.
Next is the handsome Geunji!
Hello, teacher.
I have a cursed body.
I'm CB Ryu Geunji.
How are you cursed? You're in great shape.
- Teacher. / - Yeah.
When I look in the mirror...
- It's so hard. / - Why?
Even if I look into a full-length mirror,
my entire body won't fit because of my height.
If I want to see my entire body...
Hold on.
A bit more.
Now I can see all of myself!
I don't think you have to go that far back.
You seem really pleased.
Will you help me?
- What is that? / - That's enough!
I almost died.
Now you're even using the band?
I'm crying from being sad, teacher.
Alright.
- Teacher. / - Yeah.
It's so hard for me to go to the gym these days.
Why is it hard to go to the gym?
When I go to the gym, people only stare at me.
How do you exercise? Why do they stare at you?
It's nothing special. I just...
Wear whatever like this...
And exercise like this.
The people all stare at me.
Hey, hey.
Of course they'd stare at you
if you exercise shirtless!
Oh, really?
I had no idea!
I think you knew.
No.
I'm going to start working out today.
Yeah?
There are more people here than the gym.
Why would you do this here?
Teacher, this body of mine...
I hate it, I hate it.
- Go sit down. / - I hate you too, teacher!
Please focus. Next is...
A fun class! It's history!
That's so boring!
It is not boring!
Hello, teacher!
We're the fun-loving brothers.
The Fun Bros! Yes, baby!
So exciting, so exciting!
Yes, baby. Just watching you guys is fun.
What will you talk about today?
Teacher, we'll show you how world history
doesn't have to be boring and it can be fun.
Alright.
1596, "The Compendium of Materia Medica"
by Li Shizhen.
If you want more energy,
you must eat eel!
Where do I get eel in this cold winter?
- Eels are in the swamp! / - Where?
In the swamp!
♪ New face, new face ♪
♪ New, new, new face ♪
New face! Yeah!
So exciting, so exciting!
This is so hard!
Teacher, we'll show you how national history
doesn't have to be boring and it can be fun.
Alright.
1792, Bak Jiwon's waterwheel.
The waterwheel.
This is a waterwheel that is turned
by the power of water.
How does this turn?
- Like this! / - How?
Like this!
My head hurts.
What are you doing? I'm right next to you.
What? You're next to us?
♪ Next to us, next to us ♪
♪ Right, right, right next to us ♪
This has been the Fun Bros!
So exciting, so exciting!
Alright, good work.
Next is Gangnam!
That's so weak for a man!
- Everyone say it. Man! / - Man!
- Louder! Man! / - Man!
- Man! / - Man!
I'm the strong man, Gangnam!
Kids these days are too weak like them.
I'm saying a man shouldn't be this weak.
Kids need to be powerful!
Look at this.
The "Baby on Board" sign.
- This sign is too weak. / - Weak!
This is why people just think it's a cute sign.
Make the face powerful!
Baby Jigsaw! BJ!
BJ!
Make his eyes powerful!
Fiery eyes! FE!
FE!
Make his body powerful!
A buff baby. BB!
Shin Dosi, did you come down from the mountain?
I will survive. I will survive.
I will survive in nature!
Hello.
I moved to the mountains to escape the city.
My surname is Shin and my name is Dosi.
Who are you?
I'm Shin Dosi.
Yes, Dosi.
How do you find drinking water on the mountain?
The clean water found in nature is great for you.
I try to find the water vein and if I find one,
you just start digging with a pickaxe.
Do you find underground water?
My back gets sore.
- Alright, go sit down. / - Before I do...
I brought something from the countryside.
- This is a gift. / - What is it?
- Try some. / - What is it?
You too, teacher.
This is rare stuff.
It smells savory.
It tastes savory too. What is this?
I made it myself...
- Is it sesame oil? / - It's my oil.
Alright, calm down.
The principal will be here soon.
Hello.
People come first.
I am the 19th principal of Bongsunga School,
Moon Gyojang.
Recently, I recorded subway announcements
to donate my talents.
- Would you like to hear it? / - Yes.
This station is Sadang. Sadang Station.
Sadang comes first.
Sadang. Sadang comes first.
I love you.
It's graduation season these days.
There are many things to do during graduation.
First, a sad speech fwom the pwincipal.
A sad speech from the principal.
Taking photos with your pwofessors.
Taking photos with your professors.
Lastly, the awards for model student, best gwades,
impwoved gwades, perfect attendance,
and wegularity are given out.
The awards for model student, best grades,
improved grades... What came after that?
Awards for perfect attendance and
regularity are given out.
Dear, what award did you get as a student?
How about you, dear?
I love you.
Do any of the students here have any concerns?
- Me! / - Me!
CB Ryu Geunji.
These days, I keep exercising
but I won't get bigger.
What should I do?
That's when increasing the weights come first.
- Come on out! / - Increase the weights?
Alright, lift up the weights.
Wow... I don't think I can do this.
No, I'm going to break my back.
I think I'm going to break my back.
Pardon me.
Hold on...
- He's in trouble. / - Pardon me.
No, no, no.
It looks like his muscles are about to burst
and his face too!
Everyone, have a week filled with laughs.
Luck, luck, luck, luck!